Sweets Are Not Good Treats
First Place Winner, 2011 Blue Pencil Award from the National Association of Government Communicators (Special Purpose Product)
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I like chocolate
It’s very, very sweet
I like chocolate
It’s a tasty, tasty treat
I like dogs
The short, fat, and tall
Young, old, in-between
I surely like them all
I have a dog
His name is Nick
I gave him some chocolate
And he got very, very sick
Nick did recover
And is still with us today
But I’ll never give him chocolate
Not ever, no way
Dogs and chocolate
Are a bad combination
If you want to give a treat
Take them on vacation
Illustrations by Jim Nuttle